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Finger-lickin' good.. Finger found in Lawson's Rice
Sunday, June 30 2002, 15:04
TOKYO - After buying a "Bibimbap" Korean rice ball at a local Lawsons convenience in Northern Japan, a woman took a bite of the snack and ended up spitting out a chunck of a human finger. The woman apparently tasted something strange and discarded the mouthfull to find the half inch fingertip according to Lawasons's Takashi Fujii.
The severed appendage was traced by police to a worker at Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons. He says he accidentally cut his finger while making the snack (really?).
The woman immediately went to a doctor, who verified the appendage as a human finger.
Fujii offered these words, "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure."
(Zone81 - Brandon Siefken)
Caesar's Commentary
Uh, yeah make sure "that sort of thing" doesn't happen again, would you
please. What exactly does "that sort of thing" mean anyway? Would serving
horse meat in the bentos consist of "that sort of thing," or would that be
allowed Mr. Lawson?
While we are on the topic, didn't the guy at Nihon Fresh tell his boss or
someone he cut off part of his finger and it may have gone into the food? Or
did they keep it quiet hoping nobody would realize? That seems to be the
norm here, like Yukijirushi Snow Brand Milk and others. Once found out, the
traditional "Gomennasai, Moushiwakenai" but never any real steps to solve
the problem.
Can you imagine the legal suit this would bring back home? I guess in Japan,
where it is normal to eat bleeding flesh (sushi, sashimi), this kind of thing
just passes by....
Count me out as one of the guys who will be ordering some bibimbap in the
near future. Come to think of it, I wouldn't order one anyway.... I prefer
some "calpiss" or "nude" rather than "humanflesh"....Maybe that will be the next
big brand here?
Users Comments
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Totor |
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Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
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Tomoko |
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Totor, you bastard!
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John D.. Criniger |
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Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
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Brutus |
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You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
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spanky |
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Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
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Brutus |
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I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
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Xopher |
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Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
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LeeLee |
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I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
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ranx |
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how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
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Marc Robert |
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OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
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Brutus |
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Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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ranx |
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Totor
Finger licking good... But clam lapping much better!
Tomoko
Totor, you bastard!
John D.. Criniger
Lapping clam! How can you guys stand it? Sushi just ain't my thing.
Brutus
You're from georgia...aren't ya John?
spanky
Well on a serious note I find it rather alarming that this kind of thing happened and nobody said anything until they got caught. The Japanese seem to have a thing for cover ups.
Brutus
I don't think it is just the Japanese Spanky. I think everyone tends to cover things up. What get's me here is that the guy who cut part of his finger off must have made some noise...and that the company in charge didn't do anything about it.
Xopher
Hey in defence of Nihon Fresh Delica, the company that makes bentos for Lawsons, they did say "This sort of thing will not happen again, we will make sure." And i believe the nice man.
LeeLee
I am much comforted by the sincere apology and the promise that they not let it happen again. We can see they are very concerned. What a wonderful company... (I hope she has a lawyer... they are lucky this is not California.)
ranx
how can LAWSONS "make sure" something like this won't happen at NIHON FRESH DELICA? go thru each bibimbap with their fingers perhaps...
Marc Robert
OH NO! Ouch! I cut off my penis while chopping lettuce naked! Ah Well I don't care about the guy that'll be eating this, nor do I care about losing my penis. Atleast I dun have to go pee anymore.
Brutus
Just fucking tell me John you're from georgia aren't ya...?
...>>Interesting.
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Brutus
Now u should fuck ranx
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Not John |
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For John: No one has asked you to like sushi. Go to some country where you don't need to worry about what people eat.
For Brutus: It is possible that John is from Georgia. The question remains: Where did you learn your wonderful vocabulary and grammar? It certainly was not from the same school as John. At least he displays some level of literacy.
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