Well TBS handled that nicely didn't they? Not really. Is it me or do Japanese crack like toothpicks in the face of adversity?
For all of you with kids out there, I imagine many of you watch TV with them from time to time. I have a kid too, and I watch these Japanese TV shows with him. However I often find myself bored watching these shows, and grasping to find some last shred of entertainment value to keep myself from falling asleep or going nuts.
Well folks, have no fear Caesar is here! I would like to present to all of you parents "Caesar's Guide to the Most Knobbable Chicks on Japanese Kids TV."
This is my listing of the women who appear on Japanese kids TV that qualify for knobbable status. Well, here it goes...
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Mio Fukuzumi: OUCH! This woman is a babe, hands down. Fills the costume well
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1. Mio Fukuzumi (Fukuzumi Mio), Wendinu on Hurricaneger, TV Asahi Saturday morning 7:30am - By far the best looking chick on Japanese kids TV. And by far the best body and costume. She has long thin legs, and a chest so big it looks like you are watching TV in 3D. Add to that a nice voice and tough personality and I think I'm in love. She only appears in bits and pieces, but her 10 seconds of cleavage make watching the 30 minute show bearable. I think they put her in just for us dads because her role on the show is meaningless...Nevertheless, I find myself saying to my kid "Hey hurry up, Hurricaneger is about to start!"
(chub factor out of 5: *****)
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Nao Nagasawa: Extremely sexy in a cute way. Voice and legs are best qualities and feisty personality doesn't hurt her on the chub factor.
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2. Nao Nagasawa (Nagasawa Nao), Hurricane Blue on Hurricaneger, TV Asahi Saturday morning 7:30am - Not exactly in Fukuzumi's league, but she is very cute and has a real sexy voice. Not to mention her feisty personality and very nice legs. Nao looks good in the Hurricane Blue costume with shiny tights and short skirt. Nice to look at when Fukuzumi is not on, which is 29 minutes and 50 seconds of the 30 minute show...
(chub factor out of 5: ****)
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Mimi: Slightly annoying personality but built like a Mac truck
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3. Mimi (Mimi), Mom on Eigo de asobo, NHK weekday mornings (Let's play in English) - Not the face of beauty, but she is cute and has a rack of lamb. Dresses kind of funky and fun to watch her dance. (hey this is a kids show, what else is she going to do?)
(chub factor out of 5: ****)
Well that sums it up. Please feel free to send in your nominees and I can post them next time. Please include pics and send them to caesar@zone81.com. The next time you are watching mind-numbing Japanese TV kids shows with your kids, please keep a look out for these cuties. It will help you keep your sanity and if you are lucky maybe get a chub.