That is a shame. I kind of had a feeling that when she got pregnant from her geeky pony-tailed fitness instructor Sam that she was in for it. Then they did the "dekichatta kekkon" (marriage out of unexpected pregnancy) and I could see this was coming.

It seems like stars can never hold down their responsibilities. Why is that? I have given this topic some serious thought and have come up with my list of "Japanese Celebrities Who Need To Have My Baby."

Ryoko Shinohara: #1 candidate to have Caesar's baby

1. Ryoko Shinohara (Shinohara Ryoko) - I have been watching her since I came to Japan in 1991. She appears on a lot of dramas and is also a singer. But actually, none of that really matters because looking at her is really all I care about. If I married her, I think I would have to be watching her every minute because she doesn't seem to be the kind to shy away from physical contact, if you know what I mean...

Norika Fujiwara: Can't help putting her into commentary at least once a week

2. Norika Fujiwara (Fujiwara Norika) - She has got the body for sure, but if I married her would I be risking a "fall out?" Meaning, she seems to be pushing maximum density right now, and after the baby we might be looking at a mess. Is it me or can Caesar not go a week without putting her in an article? Well, she deserves it. Look at her! Nuff said...

Ryoko Yonekura: Makes living in Japan nice

3. Ryoko Yonekura (Yonekura Ryoko) - The first thing that gets you with her is the voice. Kind of whiny, but very unique and sexy in my opinion. She appears in dramas here and there, and I watch all of them (after Hurricaneger of course!) If I married her I really don't think it would work out. She seems to be rather promiscuous, and for good reason...

Takako Tokiwa: Can have my baby if I don't have to deal with her later

4. Takako Tokiwa (Tokiwa Takako) - Again I have been watching her since I came to Japan in 1991 and she gets better every year. She is the pouty type, and if I married her I don't know if I could deal with her whining and complaining. But I still want her to have my baby...

Chisato Moritaka: Get the feeling she would be a nice subservient Japanese wife

5. Chisato Moritaka (Moritaka Chisato) - Kind of innocent personality, very pure type, but nevertheless, good enough to have my baby. Slim, sexy and innocent. A different variety from the rest above. If I married her I think we could last a while, because of her passive personality we would never fight, and she is skinny so no risk of getting fat after the baby. Just might work....

There you have it. I think I will now sit back and let these women fight over me... Oh yeah, too bad about Amuro. Maybe should think twice before having a baby with your personal trainer and ruining your career next time.