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Man Sentenced To Stand On Corner With Pig - Milli Vanilli's comeback


Saturday, August 03 2002, 21:04

CLEVELAND, Ohio - A man who hollered "pigs" to police officers will soon find himself on a street corner standing next to a pig, according to The News-Herald.

Painesville Municipal Court Judge Michael A. Cicconetti is known for his creative sentencing. His latest was handed out to Steven H. Thompson, 44, who made obscene hand gestures when police were in his neighborhood on a disturbance call. He also yelled "pigs."

He will have to stand with the pig for two hours or spend three days in jail. The pig that will stand next to Thompson will be wearing a sign that reads: "This is not a police officer."

In the past, Cicconetti has made a man charged with playing his car stereo too loudly sit in the woods in order to appreciate silence.

He also made a group of high school students who vandalized school buses throw a picnic for a group of grade-school students whose picnic was canceled because of the stunt.

Cicconetti also made some teens who threw rocks at cars from a bridge hold a giant sign on a busy road at Christmas saying what they did and that they were sorry.


Caesar's Commentary

You have got to love that judge.. Although Pakistani judges have been know to be even more creative. Well he always gives them a choice of time in jail or a strange punishment, so I guess the people can choose time if they want. I can think of a few circumstances where I would choose jail. For example if the sentence were:

  • teaching English to Japanese people

    PeeWee Herman
    PeeWee Herman: I would love to give him a big hug, but he only has one free hand...  

  • being forced to watch and listen to every Milli Vanilli video ever made

    Milli Vanilli
    Milli Vanilli: Wonder what they have to say for themselves.. Well they would probably have someone else say it for them  

  • listening to Wada Akiko sing, or having to look at her face with out vomiting

  • watching "non-biased" Japanese news programs

  • watching Japanese baseball

  • Reading boring articles copied from Kyodo News on JT about Japanese politics and "current events"

  • paying NHK for their "wonderful" staged documentaries because I own a TV

  • watching PeeWee Herman masturbate in an adult movie theatre

  • Watching Japanese kids TV


  • Users Comments

    Dope
      "Girl you know its true!"
    Peewee for President
      Don't bad-mouth Peewee, he is my idol damn it!
    Milli
      The Milli Vanilli guy in the glasses there killed himself by drug overdose in 1998. The other "thumbs up" dude released a single solo record in 2000 and sold 2 copies. You guys rock!
    Vanilli
      Peewee Herman is now 45 years old, hard to belive. He was arrested in November 2000 after having his Beverly Hills home raided. Investigators found illegal child pornography and he was given a 6 year sentence. He will bless our hearts again when released in 2007 and will be 52 years old. At that time he will release his movie "Peewee's Kids Touch Me There Circus."
    longlegs929
      Hell...send them four horny toads to my place. I'll screw them silly!
    AnthraxBuffet (name now banned from AOL!)
      I'd like to see Peewee Herman and Michael Jackson work together! I'm certain they'd have a "feel" for each other's problems... (Just keep them away from vulnerable chimps!)
    lilmom
      Obviously, Michael Jackson and Peewee herman have already been there. If it weren't for the press already screwing them for you, I'm sure they'd make note of you. Selling 2 copies of a record is better n' what most americans do. They are fully capable of dealing with their issues without the annoyances of ourselves helping the rest of the world screw them worse. Consider looking in the mirror sometime, or deeper than you would with the curiosity, you might find some striking resembelances. Ever wish you're cheek bones would lay out right, or you're ass wasn't so flabby, they were fortunate enough to have the money to fix their physical problems, but the press lost their trust. Emotions are deeper than just skin.
    UniversalGodd
      Wow! Guess I'm famous now, eh, since I was that infamous "AnthraxBuffet" guy! Then again, I've gone back to using "AnthraxBuffet86" as one of my names, and haven't had complaints. "UniversalGodd" caught some flack--but I successfully appealed this one. Figured it was best to give up "GWBushSexOrgy69" and "Crispy Urinal" as instructed...;)
    Ed Leczek
      Pee-wee's arrest in a dark theater begs the question "what the hell was the cop doing with his face in Pee-wee's crotch?"




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